The Lopsided Lighthouse
The lighthouse at Willowbrook Cove had been standing for over a hundred years, which meant two things: it was sturdy, and everyone trusted it. That’s why people noticed right away when it started to lean.
Not much.
Just enough.
I stood at the edge of the overlook, hands in my overall pockets, staring up at the tower as gulls wheeled overhead. The white-and-red bands spiraled upward as usual, but something about the angle felt… off.
The lighthouse wasn’t collapsing.
It was tilting.
That doesn’t just happen.
A small crowd had gathered near the railing. Phones were out. Voices buzzed with theories.
“Storm damage.”
“Erosion.”
“My cousin says this happened in Maine once.”
I kept quiet and looked closer.
The base of the lighthouse sat on a wide concrete platform, solid and weathered. Cracks traced the surface like faint spiderwebs — old ones, not fresh. The ground beneath it looked undisturbed.
No buckling.
No sinkholes.
No mud.
Interesting.
I circled the base slowly, eyes scanning the details most people skipped.
That’s when I noticed it — a thin metal plate bolted near one side of the foundation. One corner had slipped loose.
Just enough to matter.
I crouched and pressed my palm against the concrete.
Cool.
Dry.
Stable.
“This isn’t erosion,” I murmured.
I pulled out my notebook.
Clue #1: Lighthouse foundation intact
Clue #2: One loosened base plate
If the ground wasn’t shifting, something else had to be. I followed the curve of the foundation until I reached the maintenance access panel. The lock hung open, swinging slightly in the breeze. Inside, a stack of wooden shims lay scattered across the floor. They were supposed to be wedged tightly beneath the platform.
Supposed to be.
Footsteps crunched behind me.
“Oh — good, you’re here,” said Mr. Bellamy, the historical society caretaker. “Everyone’s in a panic. We’re worried the whole thing might topple.”
“It won’t,” I said.
He blinked. “You sound sure.”
I held up one of the wooden shims. “These were removed.”
His face fell. “Removed?”
“Carefully,” I added. “Not by accident.”
We walked back toward the base together. That’s when I noticed a trail of pale sawdust leading away from the lighthouse and toward the parking lot.
Thin.
Deliberate.
Fresh.
It led straight to a maintenance cart parked near the visitor center.
Inside the cart sat a toolbox — and a receipt clipped to the handle.
Emergency structural repair consultation — CASH
I raised an eyebrow.
Bold.
Mr. Bellamy sighed. “That’s… not an official service.”
“No,” I said. “It’s someone creating a problem so they could charge to ‘fix’ it.”
We followed the sawdust trail back to the lighthouse, where a man was already kneeling near the base, hammer in hand.
“Oh! You’re early,” he said, freezing mid-swing.
“Early for what?” I asked.
He glanced at the cart. Then at the lighthouse.
Then at the shims in my hand.
“Routine maintenance?” he offered weakly.
I shook my head. “You removed the supports so the lighthouse would tilt -just enough to scare people. Then you charged for emergency repairs.”
The man’s shoulders slumped.
“I didn’t think anyone would notice,” he muttered.
I looked up at the towering beacon above us.
Someone always notices.
Piper’s Perceptive Points: The lopsided Lighthouse:
In Willowbrook, everyone thought the lighthouse was just getting tired and leaning over for a nap. I knew better.
The Ground Work: The dirt under that tower was solid Maine granite. It wasn’t sinking. It wasn’t sliding. It was staying put.
The Foundation: No cracks. No leaks. If the earth wasn’t moving, something else had to be.
The Smoking... Wood?: The missing wooden shims were the real stars of this show. By pulling them out, our "repairman" didn't just tilt a lighthouse—he tilted the whole town’s bank account. He created a problem just so he could get paid to fix it.
The Lowdown: No storm, no ghosts, just a guy with a crowbar and a bad plan.
And today, the P stands for Perceptive.
“Thanks for stopping by the shore.”